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PCR #184  (Vol. 4, No. 40)  This edition is for the week of September 29--October 5, 2003.

UFOs I Have Seen -- Part 2
by Will Moriaty
"The School Of Rock"
by Mike Smith
The Fall Television Round Table Discussion
 by Vinnie B.
Beyond Belief.....Deadly Visions
 by Patty G. Henderson and Terri Davis
 by John Lewis
Top 10 Albums Revisited....Celebrity Deaths...."Rush" To Judgement
 by Matt Drinnernberg
Rush Limbaugh IS a Big Fat Idiot...Whatever Happened To..?....Who's Next?....Get Well....Passing On
 by Mike Smith
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Couch Potato Confessions by Vinnie B.
   The adventures of a boy and his personal video recorder.

The Fall Television Round table discussion
With Couch Potato and candidates for Governor of California:

Arnold Schwartzenagger, Republican actor (http://www.joinarnold.com/en/),
Gary Coleman, short actor (http://www.eastbayexpress.com/recall/index.html),
Larry Flynt, porn publisher (http://www.larryflynt.com/),
and Marey Carey, porn actress (http://www.marycareyforgovernor.com/)

Two and Half Men

C.P: Fine comedic timing from Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer and some funny jokes along with a strong follow in with Raymond will make this show is a winner.

G.C.: HEY, I auditioned for the part of the kid, WHATS up with that?

M.C.: That Charlie Sheen is HOT! But that Jon Cryer, he needs a lap dance.

L.F. : [mumbles incoherently]

A.S. : I was pregnant once.


C.P: Forget about all the hype of how shocking this show is. This show is mild compared to most of the shocking television fare on today. I liked this show and it will be the next Friends, which has carried on way too long. Please really make this the final season.

G.C.: HEY, How come there are no short black men in this series?

M.C.: That Rena Sofer is HOT! Call me honey.

L.F. : [mumbles incoherently] A.S. : Arnold needs religious right votes, series is evil and of the devil.

Poland New Hampshire

C.P: Three quirky brothers in New Hampshire, Yawn. This show just tries too hard to be quirky and Ally McBeal it ain't. In fact the brothers could use some anorexia and David Kelley needs a vacation.

G.C.: HEY, you said there would be food here!

M.C.: This town needs a good strip club.

L.F. : [mumbles incoherently]

A.S. : Arnold needs the Polish vote, he likes show.

Joan of Arcadia

C.P: I had high hopes for this show about a teen that has God talks to her, but it just didn't do it for me. It seemed to be aimed at the WB teen demographic. And what about the atheist viewers?

G.C.: HEY, I auditioned for the part of Joan, WHATS up with that?

M.C.: God needs a lap dance. Yes she does.

L.F. : [mumbles incoherently]

A.S. : God is good for all politicians. Get Arnold many votes.

Miss Match

C.P: Aerosmith legend Alicia Silverstone does her best Reese Witherspoon Legally Blonde imitation in this sappy comedy drama. This is for Lifetime viewers only.

G.C.: HEY, can I get that blond chicks phone number?

M.C.: Oh no shorty she's all mine.

L.F. : [mumbles incoherently] A.S. : Good wholesome family programming. Vote for me or I will crush you.

Drew Carey

C.P: Whoops, cancelled.

G.C.: HEY, that Mimi is quite a woman

M.C.: More than you can handle shrimp.

L.F. : [mumbles incoherently]

A.S. : Did I mention I was pregnant once. Vote for family values.

(disclaimer: the above is a parody)

Dr. Who Returns
The BBC has officially announced that they will be bringing back the Dr. Who series. Read more about it at, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3140786.stm Past Doctors include: William Hartnell 1963-66, Patrick Troughton 1966-69, Jon Pertwee 1970-74, Tom Baker 1974-81, Peter Davison 1981-84, Colin Baker 1984-86, Sylvester McCoy 1987-89, Paul McGann 1996. Who should be next?

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