Lalin80’s rewound the Duran Duran live video for the fifth time, “Lets watch it again”, he exclaimed. Cthulhu screamed out in protest and retreated to his bedroom to listen to the “Pixies” and watch Italian horror flicks with the sound turned down.
Meanwhile Branded had just returned from the comic book store with the latest issue of “Brown Shirt Tales”. “Hey did I mention to you guys that I am an Independent voter!” Branded proudly stated.
Crazedfanboy had fallen asleep at the computer keyboard, and his head hit the Z key causing a repetitive line of ZZZ’s across the screen. Arbormor was in the backyard planting trees.
Suddenly there was a knock on the front door. It was none other than “Dr Paul Bearer 2” visiting the Crazed Fan’s home. Lalin80’s began hurling popcorn and expletives at the dear doctor. Branded greeted the Dr. and asked, “Did I mention that I was an Independent voter?” CrazedFanBoy awoke to snap some pictures and then fell asleep while editing this week’s edition of “PCR”.
The good Dr. made his way outside to the patio and was enjoying pina coladas and exchanging war stories with Arbormor, when suddenly Lalin80’s burst out the patio doors and began beating the Dr. with his first edition VCR copy of “The Breakfast Club”. This awakened Cthulhu, who shouted, “Hey I was listening to “Aladdin Sane”, and he quickly began beating on Lalin80’s with his copy of “Suspiria”. All this fighting caused them to bump into the turntable, scratching Lalin80’s vintage Go-Go’s album. Branded chimed in, “I told you you should of supported our economy by buying the Go-Go’s cd. And by the way, did I mention I am a registered Independent?”
Lalin80’s chased the new Dr. Paul Bearer out the front door, hurling copies of Branded’s DVD reissues of “Star Wars” and “ET” after the doctor. A dazed and confused CouchPotato emerged from his room, scratching his head and muttering , “Hey , did I miss sumthin'?”
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