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PCR #217  (Vol. 5, No. 21)  This edition is for the week of May 17--23, 2004.

Florida’s Commuter Airlines from the 1960s to the 1980s: Part Four
 by William Moriaty
"Shrek 2"
 by Mike Smith
Flo-HORROR-da....Tony Randall and Alan King
 by Andy Lalino
Dumbsfeld’s New Camera....Single Sex Marriage....The Liberal Media....Scream 13, The Election Horror
 by Vinnie Blesi
More On Moore....Passing On....Meet The Beatles, part 17
 by Mike Smith
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Warning: the following contains satirical content and celebrity/political parodies and is meant for entertainment purposes only.

Dumbsfeld’s New Camera
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld surprise visit to the Iraqi prison where prisoner abuse allegedly took place turned out to be nothing more than an opportunity for the Big D to try out his new 5 mega pixel digital camera. The White House has denied reports that Rumsfield was quoted saying, “I was upset that I missed out on the fun, so I decided to take some of my own pictures.” It is not known if Rumsfeld's private photo collection has any other photos of people with panties over their heads.

Single Sex Marriage
The state of Mass. has legalized same sex marriages, much to the chagrin of the religious right. Now, they want a constitutional amendment outlawing same sex marriages. Didn’t the Republicans once promise less government and to let the states handle their own affairs? Or did they rewrite that part of history already?

Once again us single people are discriminated against. I am immediately starting a movement to legalize Single Sex Marriage. Give us single people some of these marriage perks NOW.

The Liberal Media
There is a discussion thread on the PCR message board concerning the “liberal media”. As a public service to any confused individuals here is a list of some of the real liberal media.

Scream 13, The Election Horror
  The producers of the highly popular "Scream" movie series have announced the next sequel, "Scream 13, The Election Horror", for a Halloween 2004 release. The film reportedly features the former cast of "Friends" (sans Joey) who are stalked and murdered by a killer wearing a John Kerry mask. Spoiler Alert: At the end of the film the masked killer turns out to be none other than Matt LeBlanc (how else do you think he got his own sit-com?).   Look for a huge marketing push this Halloween of John Kerry masks and an entire toy line from Todd McFarlane.

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