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PCR #220  (Vol. 5, No. 24)  This edition is for the week of June 7--13, 2004.

A Fall Preview Look at Dr. Paul Bearer and a Few Other Bay Area Fright Favorites, 1972-1994
 by William Moriaty
"The Chronicles of Riddick"
 by Mike Smith
"The Day After Tomorrow"  by Nolan B. Canova
Robert A. Burns -- A Remembrance....Ronald Reagan, 1911--2004
 by Andy Lalino
Quick Swipes
 by Vinnie Blesi
Shrek 2....The Day After Tomorrow....Dungeons & Dragons
 by John Lewis
Thanks....Happy Birthday....Goodnight, Mr. President....Tell Me What'd I Say....DVD Watch....Meet The Beatles, Part 20
 by Mike Smith
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Vinnie Vidi Vici by Vinnie Blesi.

Warning: the following contains satirical content and celebrity/political parodies and is meant for entertainment purposes only.

Quick Swipes

•  My tribute to Ronald Reagan: That guy had one hell of a sense of humor. “We begin bombing in 5 minutes.” Ha, Ha, Ha!

•  I took the free personality test at eharmony.com and failed.

•  The Return of the Wife (alleged) Killer: Mouthpiece O.J. Simpson is making the talk show rounds, sounding crazier and scarier than ever. He must have a new book coming out. From what I hear he is angry with Nicole for being murdered. Does this man realize she is dead? He looks real angry on those Miami golf courses.

•  Please note that I am not receiving any kickbacks from the sushi industry.

•  I just waited in line for over 8 hours to see Ronald Reagan’s casket and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

•  Worst songs ever: Anything written and sung by “American Idol” finalists and winners.

•  Guaranteed Channel changers: “You Light Up My Life” and that song from “The Bodyguard” by Whitney Useless.

•  Since I have been doing this column I wonder how big my FBI file has gotten.

Vinnie and Chuck•  I was in the CIA with Chuck Barris, but never on “The Gong Show”.

•  Bush visits the Pope and Ronald Reagan dies, coincidence?

•  I’m still waiting for Reaganomics to trickle down to me.

•  Is John Kerrey an alien? If so look for him to be the next president, as the aliens are democrats. Just ask Bill Clinton about anal probes.

•  "We begin bombing in 5 minutes. "Ha! Ha! Ha!

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