Now in our fifth calendar year
• My tribute to Ronald Reagan: That guy had one hell of a sense of humor. “We begin bombing in 5 minutes.” Ha, Ha, Ha!
• I took the free personality test at eharmony.com and failed.
• The Return of the Wife (alleged) Killer: Mouthpiece O.J. Simpson is making the talk show rounds, sounding crazier and scarier than ever. He must have a new book coming out. From what I hear he is angry with Nicole for being murdered. Does this man realize she is dead? He looks real angry on those Miami golf courses.
• Please note that I am not receiving any kickbacks from the sushi industry.
• I just waited in line for over 8 hours to see Ronald Reagan’s casket and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
• Worst songs ever: Anything written and sung by “American Idol” finalists and winners.
• Guaranteed Channel changers: “You Light Up My Life” and that song from “The Bodyguard” by Whitney Useless.
• Since I have been doing this column I wonder how big my FBI file has gotten.
• I was in the CIA with Chuck Barris, but never on “The Gong Show”.
• Bush visits the Pope and Ronald Reagan dies, coincidence?
• I’m still waiting for Reaganomics to trickle down to me.
• Is John Kerrey an alien? If so look for him to be the next president, as the aliens are democrats. Just ask Bill Clinton about anal probes.
• "We begin bombing in 5 minutes. "Ha! Ha! Ha!
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